Did you know that Japanese spready racing championships were a thing? Yeah nah, some strange stuff is going down over there.
Ozzy Man stumbled across these sheilas taking part in a good old fashioned spready dash and it makes for absolutely pulsating viewing.
Deadset, they seriously do look like some sort of underwater sea creature the way they gyrate across the floor with their arms flailing about in all directions.
It’s really captivating stuff. Lovely story at the end with the No. 1 spready dasher on earth actually achieving a new world record. Bloody oath, what a time to be alive.