Brace yourselves - crabs are about to take over the planet and they’re bloody pissed.
Check out this hella mad crab from Brazil. He’s deadset had enough. Working hard for the man 9-5 for the last three decades with minimal pay rises and what’s he got to show for it? It’s time to make a stand.
So the angry crustacean grabs a knife and warns everyone that sh*t is about to go down.
I for one am ready to accept our new crab overlords.